A visiting ‘old’ friend from Denmark
was invited cycling in the local area
when he saw this beautiful vineyard
so he exclaimed, horrified: “Where are the grapes, where is the white wine”.
Some time ago, when we walked past the balcony
when I came to say very casually – without ulterior motive:
“The only thing that could make it more beautiful.
it was if there was a waving cute girl on it”.
Someone must have gossiped – because the other day
when I passed it so the owner of the balcony
a waving 85 year old sweet woman stood up there.
From now on I will call this ‘bench’ for the “Nemesis bench”
a word known from ancient greek mythology about the punishment for haughtiness
one ‘old’ german friend and his Better Half” was on a walk with us.
When he saw this old stump, he said with a laugh
“The perfect kiss-bench, if you are not satisfied then tilts just her in the water”.
He did not believe his wife had heard it.
When she sat down on the “bench” a little later, so he sat smiling on her thighs.
It was as if she was waiting for something – but he forgot to kiss her.
So she tilted him into the water – all laughing and the wet man.?
Not till he had come up again.